calulord wrote:

muellly wrote:

Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?

Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?

Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.

You should’ve gone for the profile picture.

We're in the endgame now!

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</title><link href="https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3492530/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-02T00:16:08+00:00</published><author><name>powercon5</name></author><id>3492530</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;calulord wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;muellly wrote:&lt;/p&gt;Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.&lt;/blockquote&gt;You should’ve gone for the profile picture.&lt;/blockquote&gt;We're in the endgame now!
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3492005/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T21:46:44+00:00</published><author><name>calulord</name></author><id>3492005</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;muellly wrote:&lt;/p&gt;Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.&lt;/blockquote&gt;You should’ve gone for the profile picture.
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491822/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T20:56:13+00:00</published><author><name>powercon5</name></author><id>3491822</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;muellly wrote:&lt;/p&gt;Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Who would win.&lt;br/&gt;Thanos with the infinity gauntlet and 6 infinity blocks. &lt;br/&gt;vs&lt;br/&gt;One helix boi
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491732/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T20:26:43+00:00</published><author><name>AFNNetworkK12</name></author><id>3491732</id><summary type=”html“>No support. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span class=”bb-small“&gt;bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop it's the jokebloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491711/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T20:16:10+00:00</published><author><name>Dan-The-Squid</name></author><id>3491711</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;muellly wrote:&lt;/p&gt;Or ask the almighty lord Helix.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Lord Helix is an insult to all ammonites, including Andy the Ammonite (who is a toy ammonite I have), the villain of a comic book I have yet to make, the ammonite that appeared in the Spongebob episode where Squidward went back in time, the Ammo Knights shop from Splatoon and Splatoon 2, etc.
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491707/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T20:14:32+00:00</published><author><name>TM2125</name></author><id>3491707</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;-Accio- wrote:&lt;/p&gt;Supprot!&lt;br/&gt;Then they could remove cloud data limits and the 50MB project limit.&lt;/blockquote&gt;then they could remove scratc team too
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491703/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T20:13:22+00:00</published><author><name>-Accio-</name></author><id>3491703</id><summary type=”html“>Supprot!&lt;br/&gt;Then they could remove cloud data limits and the 50MB project limit.
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491665/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T20:01:09+00:00</published><author><name>muellly</name></author><id>3491665</id><summary type=”html“>Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491640/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T19:54:08+00:00</published><author><name>TM2125</name></author><id>3491640</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Wahsp wrote:&lt;/p&gt;snap&lt;/blockquote&gt; no u
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491612/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T19:45:13+00:00</published><author><name>Wahsp</name></author><id>3491612</id><summary type=”html“>snap
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491535/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T19:21:16+00:00</published><author><name>powercon5</name></author><id>3491535</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;NilsTheBest wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;powercon5 wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;powercon5 wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA&lt;br/&gt;oh no 60 secs&lt;/blockquote&gt;Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!&lt;/blockquote&gt;YAY&lt;br/&gt;oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule&lt;/blockquote&gt;If we keep banning Scratchers&amp;#8230; We can post as fast as we want!&lt;/blockquote&gt;As fast as my internet speed?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src=”http://u.cubeupload.com/NilsTheBest77/Capturedu20190401203.png“&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Your internet is 3 times faster than mine. &lt;img src=”//cdn.scratch.mit.edu/scratchr2/static/__353585e228ba01eaa91624cc33444fed__/djangobb_forum/img/smilies/mad.png“ /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Flipped_ wrote:&lt;/p&gt;We can save up more energy units this way &amp;gt;&lt;img src=”//cdn.scratch.mit.edu/scratchr2/static/__353585e228ba01eaa91624cc33444fed__/djangobb_forum/img/smilies/smile.png“ /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Got to have those energy units!
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491502/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T19:08:43+00:00</published><author><name>Flipped_</name></author><id>3491502</id><summary type=”html“>We can save up more energy units this way &amp;gt;&lt;img src=”//cdn.scratch.mit.edu/scratchr2/static/__353585e228ba01eaa91624cc33444fed__/djangobb_forum/img/smilies/smile.png“ /&gt;
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491501/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T19:08:40+00:00</published><author><name>NilsTheBest</name></author><id>3491501</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;powercon5 wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;powercon5 wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA&lt;br/&gt;oh no 60 secs&lt;/blockquote&gt;Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!&lt;/blockquote&gt;YAY&lt;br/&gt;oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule&lt;/blockquote&gt;If we keep banning Scratchers&amp;#8230; We can post as fast as we want!&lt;/blockquote&gt;As fast as my internet speed?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src=”http://u.cubeupload.com/NilsTheBest77/Capturedu20190401203.png“&gt;&lt;/img&gt;
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491476/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T18:58:01+00:00</published><author><name>powercon5</name></author><id>3491476</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;powercon5 wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA&lt;br/&gt;oh no 60 secs&lt;/blockquote&gt;Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!&lt;/blockquote&gt;YAY&lt;br/&gt;oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule&lt;/blockquote&gt;If we keep banning Scratchers&amp;#8230; We can post as fast as we want!
</summary></entry><entry><title>About Scratch :: Suggestions :: Ban half of all scratchers.
</title><link href=”https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/3491403/“ rel=”alternate“></link><published>2019-04-01T18:23:21+00:00</published><author><name>Botcho_Otkho</name></author><id>3491403</id><summary type=”html“>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author“&gt;powercon5 wrote:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=”bb-quote-author"&gt;Botcho_Otkho wrote:&lt;/p&gt;SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA&lt;br/&gt;oh no 60 secs&lt;/blockquote&gt;Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!&lt;/blockquote&gt;YAY&lt;br/&gt;oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule
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99999999999999999999.99% Support!!!

This would be so useful!!! Too many people on Scratch.

Support, I've always wanted to get banned.

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-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

Support, I've always wanted to get banned.

Banned because you say a lot of unconstructive thingies.

powercon5 wrote:

Scratch clearly has way to many members and not enough server resources. Just look at the latest statistics. https://scratch.mit.edu/statistics/ I have a solution. Together I think we could find the 6 infinity blocks, to help our saviour, Thanos cat to snap away half of the current scratchers. At random. Dispassionate, fair. The popular and unpopular alike. Even the Scratch team. This is the only way to save Scratchm and restore balance.

No way. I'm reporting this.

Scratch1000999 wrote:

powercon5 wrote:

Scratch clearly has way to many members and not enough server resources. Just look at the latest statistics. https://scratch.mit.edu/statistics/ I have a solution. Together I think we could find the 6 infinity blocks, to help our saviour, Thanos cat to snap away half of the current scratchers. At random. Dispassionate, fair. The popular and unpopular alike. Even the Scratch team. This is the only way to save Scratchm and restore balance.

No way. I'm reporting this.

This was an April fools topic. You will notice lots of joke topics like this from yesterday. No need to report them, as the Scratch team are usually OK with joke topics for April first, they play along with and make their own jokes as well.

powercon5 wrote:

This was an April fools topic. You will notice lots of joke topics like this from yesterday. No need to report them, as the Scratch team are usually OK with joke topics for April first, they play along with and make their own jokes as well.

That being said, you should probably close this topic so no one else posts on it.

powercon5 wrote:

Scratch clearly has way to many members and not enough server resources. Just look at the latest statistics. https://scratch.mit.edu/statistics/ I have a solution. Together I think we could find the 6 infinity blocks, to help our saviour, Thanos cat to snap away half of the current scratchers. At random. Dispassionate, fair. The popular and unpopular alike. Even the Scratch team. This is the only way to save Scratchm and restore balance.

Sorry - this is rejected. Let's try some less drastic measures to meet our resource needs, first