bobbybee wrote:

I spend too much time on reddit I think :p

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:

bobbybee wrote:

I spend too much time on reddit I think :p

don't we all?

StackMasher wrote:

NobodyIsHereOk wrote:

Any kind of loop that spams text, because I like flooding consoles with thousands of the same characters.

while (true) {
System.out.println(“Hi there, I'm java code! So anyways, how is your day? Probably not so great, since I am spamming your screen here…”);
}

CTRL+C

sudo find / -name '*java*' -delete

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:

Guys has nobody around here seen the expanding brain meme before

tldr it's a set of panels where the thing being portrayed gets progressively dumber and more complicated while the image displays increasing levels of “enlightenment”
see various examples

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

/* Copyright © <YEAR>, <OWNER>
* All rights reserved.
*
* This program is licensed under the Chicken Dance License v0.2
*
* You should have received a copy of the license text with this
* software, along with instructions on how to perform the Chicken
* Dance.
*/

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf(“This program is licensed under the CDL.\n”); /* I don't want to license “Hello World” */
printf(“\a”);
return 0;
}

Zorohh wrote:

I found this one funny for some reason.

/* Copyright © <YEAR>, <OWNER>
* All rights reserved.
*
* This program is licensed under the Chicken Dance License v0.2
*
* You should have received a copy of the license text with this
* software, along with instructions on how to perform the Chicken
* Dance.
*/

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf(“This program is licensed under the CDL.\n”); /* I don't want to license “Hello World” */
printf(“\a”);
return 0;
}

awesome-llama wrote:

Zorohh wrote:

I found this one funny for some reason.

/* Copyright © <YEAR>, <OWNER>
* All rights reserved.
*
* This program is licensed under the Chicken Dance License v0.2
*
* You should have received a copy of the license text with this
* software, along with instructions on how to perform the Chicken
* Dance.
*/

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf(“This program is licensed under the CDL.\n”); /* I don't want to license “Hello World” */
printf(“\a”);
return 0;
}

Lol, where did you find that?

herohamp wrote:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/336776237357727745/336950724615471104/image.jpg

Blaze349 wrote:

herohamp wrote:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/336776237357727745/336950724615471104/image.jpg

Swift code. Swift supports any unicode character.

DatOneLefty wrote:

Blaze349 wrote:

herohamp wrote:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/336776237357727745/336950724615471104/image.jpg

Swift code. Swift supports any unicode character.

because apple

Blaze349 wrote:

DatOneLefty wrote:

Blaze349 wrote:

herohamp wrote:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/336776237357727745/336950724615471104/image.jpg

Swift code. Swift supports any unicode character.

because apple

That's one of the coolest things about Swift. Unicode support is built in. Swift also has generics. This means I don't have to write the same function for each possible type.

novice27b wrote:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
#define st8 printf
#define alloc8 malloc
#define concaten8 strcat
#define calcul8 sprintf
#define iter8 for
 
char * r8 (int numer8r, int denomin8r) {
	char * r8ing = alloc8(8);
	calcul8(r8ing, "%d", 100 * numer8r / denomin8r);
	concaten8(r8ing, "%");
	return r8ing;
}
 
int main() {
	iter8 (int i = 8 - 8; i < 8; i++)
		st8("gr8 b8 m8, would r8 %s\n", r8(8, 8));
	return 8;
}