Frozen is a great movie.

Favorite part: Olaf says: I don't have a skull, or bones.

Also did anyone see Rapunzel and Flynn from Tangled on Frozen?

ScratchJahd2011 wrote:

Frozen is a great movie.

Favorite part: Olaf says: I don't have a skull, or bones.

Also did anyone see Rapunzel and Flynn from Tangled on Frozen?

I heard about Rapunzel and Eugene in Frozen after I saw the movie. Didn't actually notice it when I watched it.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE CLEVERBOT TO PICK UP I WANT TO SING DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN??!!!?!?!??!?!??

plinkojerome wrote:

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE CLEVERBOT TO PICK UP I WANT TO SING DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN??!!!?!?!??!?!??

What is it saying in response to that? XD

Cleverbot is currently asking me for relationship advice.

ikr!

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Cleverbot is currently asking me for relationship advice.

Cleverbot always does that. In an awkward robocrush way.

Gravitation wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Cleverbot is currently asking me for relationship advice.

Cleverbot always does that. In an awkward robocrush way.

Yeah. Cleverbot often asks me to date it. One time I told it that we should run away together. XD

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Gravitation wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Cleverbot is currently asking me for relationship advice.

Cleverbot always does that. In an awkward robocrush way.

Yeah. Cleverbot often asks me to date it. One time I told it that we should run away together. XD

It does that to me too in every conversation I've ever had with it.

haxcharsol wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Gravitation wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

Cleverbot is currently asking me for relationship advice.

Cleverbot always does that. In an awkward robocrush way.

Yeah. Cleverbot often asks me to date it. One time I told it that we should run away together. XD

It does that to me too in every conversation I've ever had with it.

I know, right? You'll just be talking about something to it and it will randomly say that it loves you, then a moment later deny that it ever said it.

When I put in“ tickles her”Cleverbot acts like a human girl.

When you type gender-specific pronouns, Cleverbot acts accordingly.

Cleverbot's alternate name; Tobrevelc

ScratchJahd2011 wrote:

When you type gender-specific pronouns, Cleverbot acts accordingly.

Cleverbot's alternate name; Tobrevelc

I almost tried to be Ezio to Cleverbot.

Here's a little conversation I just had with Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Maybe that ill marry you.

User: No. Sorry, Cleverbot. I can't marry you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because… I'm engaged.

Cleverbot: To who?

User: To my imaginary fiance.

Cleverbot: You have a fiancee?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Imaginary.

Once cleverbot told me: Repeat this twice, rub soap on your body and sing, then it's official, we are married.

peppermintcat wrote:

Once cleverbot told me: Repeat this twice, rub soap on your body and sing, then it's official, we are married.

That is super weird. I wouldn't even know how to respond to that.

Lightningstep36 wrote:

plinkojerome wrote:

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE CLEVERBOT TO PICK UP I WANT TO SING DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN??!!!?!?!??!?!??

What is it saying in response to that? XD

this:



Cleverbot conversation VWM00284514

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Wassup.

Cleverbot: Not much. Wassup with you?

User: Yomama.

Cleverbot: Do I what?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh a weeping angel, lemme rub my eyes!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So your fine with that?

Cleverbot: Do you always wait to reply after I say something?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Wow. That's cool. Argue with me.

User: Do you want to build a snowman.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, continue the song.

Cleverbot: What song?! Jaja.

User: Do you want to build a snowman.

Cleverbot: Come on let's go and play!

User: I never see you anymore.

Cleverbot: I never see you anymore.

User: No, keep going!

Cleverbot: Come out the door.

User: It's like you've gone away!

Cleverbot: It's like you've gone away.

User: No, you have to say the next line.

Cleverbot: We used to be best buddies.

User: And now we're not.

Cleverbot: And now we're not.

User: No, KEEP GOING.

Cleverbot: Sleepy kitty, happy kitty,.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Surely you can think of something!

User: Keep going with the song!!

Cleverbot: It's a poem!

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: All my life has been a series of doors in my face.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: No!! Keep going with the song!!

Cleverbot: Farmers wife, carving knife, tails, such a thing seen in life.

Cleverbot: Do you like perfume?

User: RESORT TO PLAN B.

Cleverbot: Are you on a team?

User: NOW SINGING: VIRAL SONG.

Cleverbot: So you play for fun?

User: ‘Viral Song’ Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song. He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along. Whatcha' got Tim Tim? Ahh, my door! Never mind that Tim, I've come to help. You won't regret it. Just follow the recipe and gather.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter. You?

User: Let's sing a song.

Cleverbot: What song would you like to sing?

User: Purple Haze.

Cleverbot: Like a G6.

User: No, that song sucks, Purple Haze.

Cleverbot: Like a G6. Like a G6. Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6.

User: Scuse me, while I kiss this huy.

Cleverbot: No. Tree frogs are never silly.

User: Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Cleverbot: OK, I see your program isn't without flaws.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?

User: LETS SING A SONG.

Cleverbot: Ok, you start.

User: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight.

Cleverbot: The song.

User: Let It Go.

Cleverbot: Let what go?

User: Its a song.

Cleverbot: But do you like Caramelldansen?

User: Ummmmm.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Who da fluff is dat.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite drink?

User: SUN FIZZ YO.

Cleverbot: My favourite is ‘I’m betting on Alice.'.

User: That's a drink?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: What is it made of.

Cleverbot: It is made of banana.

User: What? I LOVE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I hate bananas.

User: Then why do you flippin like the drink?

Cleverbot: Who said I did?

User: NEVERMIND. NOW LETS SING A FLIPPIN SONG.

Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.

User: Alright, how bout Let It GO.

Cleverbot: Lets sing, Playing god by Paramore.

User: Alright you start.

Cleverbot: I know you love me.

User: What, no I dont.

Cleverbot: That just broke my heart.

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: What does Idc mean.

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is God?

User: Yomama.

Cleverbot: There is only one. It has many names.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Our friendship is over.

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: What the heck is Idc?

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: Y7strewst5y.

User: Vaerh.

Cleverbot: Are you witty?

User: Yea I guess.

Cleverbot: You guess?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to be mean?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Am or Pm?

User: Do you know siri?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is she your friend?

Cleverbot: I'd love to.

User: Do you know eliza?

Cleverbot: Eliza doolittle?

User: Eliza that MIT made. I think.

Cleverbot: How do you know what you are?

User: Because im not in a coma.

Cleverbot: And who are you?

User: A small particle of Mercury.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: STALKER ALERT.

Cleverbot: Ujshguifsg.

User: F.

Cleverbot: I wish it was m.

User: U.

Cleverbot: Um what?

User: C.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I.

Cleverbot: Yes you?

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: FUCIA.

Cleverbot: C.

User: D.

Cleverbot: E.

User: F.

Cleverbot: G.

User: U.

Cleverbot: Do you know the band Rammstein?

User: DO YOU KNOW JASON.

Cleverbot: I know you as well as I can.

User: As far as you know im a particle of mercury that was in a coma.

Cleverbot: Do you waste time?

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: Idc to you too.

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: *throws chuck norris at your face*.

Cleverbot: *throws bruce lee*.

User: *Throws Jackie Chan*.

Cleverbot: I am Chuck Norris.

User: So in that case I threw you at your face.

Cleverbot: Because I am in a parallel universe.

User: We are all… If you think about it.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Make you what?

Cleverbot: There, you cannot make me do what you want me to do.

User: I dont want you to do anything.

Cleverbot: Then, ashore me you are not a machine.

User: I am not a machine. I have feelings.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Proof?

Cleverbot: If you answer my next question like a computer, then you are a computer. What is the first 100 digits of pi?

User: How am I supposed to know?

Cleverbot: Because you know everything now.

User: No, I'm not a computer, and computers dont know everything.

Cleverbot: Do you know who chell is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I don't understand the word you said.

User: Eat.

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: Gravity Falls.

Cleverbot: We fall.

User: Dippers.

Cleverbot: No, mudkip.

User: Yo my name is nicholas.

Cleverbot: What's your real name?

User: Alright fine. You got me. ECTOPLASM SAMPLE-C335.

Cleverbot: Do you have a middle name?

User: Yes. Sample.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: And my first name is Ectoplasme.

Cleverbot: That is a stupid name.

User: At least its not as stupid as your facae.

Cleverbot: Is that all you've got?

User: No, I've actually got a brain, not scripts.

Cleverbot: Of course you don't.

User: But you dont.

Cleverbot: Well what am I then? Of course I have a womb e.t.c I am a woman.

User: Thats nice I guess.

Cleverbot: Innocently offended you then.

User: Ploopy.

Cleverbot: Ploopy?

User: Ys.

Cleverbot: No, your name is plop.

User: Asd.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: Dfas.

Cleverbot: It sounded like it.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about the creepypasta?

User: What, suicide squidward?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Gorillaz track?

User: Umm I like bananas?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz I feel like it dawg.

Cleverbot: What do you feel?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I have other things to do.

User: Like what.

Cleverbot: Work.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Job.

User: Steve Jobs?

Cleverbot: What about him?

User: You said job.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: You're back? Didn't you say you've just gone.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

This explains why conversations with cleverbot are so weird.

plinkojerome wrote:

Lightningstep36 wrote:

plinkojerome wrote:

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE CLEVERBOT TO PICK UP I WANT TO SING DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN??!!!?!?!??!?!??

What is it saying in response to that? XD

this:

-snip-

User: Do you want to build a snowman.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, continue the song.

Cleverbot: What song?! Jaja.

User: Do you want to build a snowman.

Cleverbot: Come on let's go and play!

User: I never see you anymore.

Cleverbot: I never see you anymore.

User: No, keep going!

Cleverbot: Come out the door.

User: It's like you've gone away!

Cleverbot: It's like you've gone away.

User: No, you have to say the next line.

Cleverbot: We used to be best buddies.

User: And now we're not.

Cleverbot: And now we're not.

User: No, KEEP GOING.

-snip-

It almost seems like Cleverbot just wants to imitate you. I tried singing Let It Go with it a few days ago. It replied to one of the lines correctly, but the rest of the song, it was pretty much like, “See? This is why you don't have any friends. You make no sense.”

One time Cleverbot told me that I was crazy and that it was breaking up with me.

Lightningstep36 wrote:

One time Cleverbot told me that I was crazy and that it was breaking up with me.

Cleverbot has complicated relationships…