This is a rap battle post your rap thx

I think we're going to need a bit more of an idea of what you're after. If it's just written down then it's not really much of a rap battle, for example!

You're a choke artist you catch a bad one you're better of trying to catch a frog a rad one

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This could lead to insults and stuff in rap form…

My name is Skrillex, man, welcome to the Devil's Den!

No your more of a hen friend

They call me Tiny.
My name is ironic.
I'm 12 feet tall.
My life is hard.

BaconAndEggs1 wrote:

They call me Tiny.
My name is ironic.
I'm 12 feet tall.
My life is hard.

+over 9000

LCPS_LIB-001 wrote:

You're a choke artist you catch a bad one you're better of trying to catch a frog a rad one

LCPS_LIB-001 wrote:

No your more of a hen friend

If that's how you'd like to play it…

Rhymes without accent
Not much call f' action
Mixing homophones
Ain't like gramophones
Screech in my headphones
The discord's clear
Get your words right, son
See you disappear.

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Mmmph, Steve

Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party

©Flight of the Conchords, 2008

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed LCPS- ahh summa umma dumb number you assuming I'm a human what i got to get it through to you that i am superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you saying is ricocheting off me and ill glue it to you!

Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready
to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s choking how, everybody’s joking now
The clock’s run out, time’s up over, blam!
Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

…I had to

LCPS_LIB-001 wrote:

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed LCPS- ahh summa umma dumb number you assuming I'm a human what i got to get it through to you that i am superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you saying is ricocheting off me and ill glue it to you!

It's really difficult to get the gist of your rap without any line breaks.

Reformat it and I'll have a go at responding.

I don't need your humo{u}r, son
Here to debunk the rumo{u}rs, son
That I'm a quote unquote “choke artist”
When I'm breathin' just fine and droppin' these beats the hardest.

And all I ask in all this rhyme
Is how can a frog be bad and rad at the same time
Unless that frog is me in which case
Nobody can ever catch me in this race

And the race is life
Went through all this strife
And I'm givin' up never
You'll never beat me ever

And yes my friends might be hens
But our bonds won't ever end
We support each other through the toughest of times
But anyway, we should get back to your inferior rhymes.

(if you couldn't tell, my rap-writing skills are mediocre at best.)

I am a flag I'm 10 feet tall I love to party more than all
I drop the beats of trap so hard that all dem clubbers do a fard.

I remember this thread well. First off, I've improved my lyric-writing I think. Second of all, I was going to report this for being unrelated/a TBG but I wanted to play around with @LCPS_LIB-001 for a bit. Now I think would be the prime time to close it since this thread was doomed from the beginning.