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Teanaway
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Super hearing man and Youngster joey decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.
-Hunger games stimulator
nathanprocks
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ShootingStar12
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“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
helloyowuzzup
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ShootingStar12 wrote:

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
42. XD
athelas
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helloyowuzzup wrote:

ShootingStar12 wrote:

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
42. XD

“We apologise for the inconvenience.” ~ God's Final Message to His Creation

Remember. Don't Panic.

~The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star Spangled Banner. But in fact the message was this: “So long and thanks for all the fish.”
helloyowuzzup
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athelas wrote:

helloyowuzzup wrote:

ShootingStar12 wrote:

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
42. XD

“We apologise for the inconvenience.” ~ God's Final Message to His Creation

Remember. Don't Panic.

~The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star Spangled Banner. But in fact the message was this: “So long and thanks for all the fish.”
Hitchhiker's Guide honestly has some of the best quotes of all time. I should really finish the series :3 (I read the first 2 or 3)
doodlebob2
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Obi-Wan-Kenobi wrote:

These are not the droids you're looking for.

Some Unknown Guy wrote:

Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by doodlebob2 (March 21, 2015 20:58:02)

Teanaway
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This is a really bad exersize tool. you know what, i'll just use this as a scarf.
-Jax, american idol
mcswelling
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sayeveryone! reapeat after me: stay on topic...stay on topic...stay on topic...~lightnin
Teanaway
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There is always a fault in the system.
-District 3 tribute from HG: CF
nathanprocks
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My new favourite quote:

“If you aim the gun at your foot and pull the trigger, it's UNIX's job to ensure reliable delivery of the bullet to where you aimed the gun (in this case, Mr. Foot).” - Terry Lambert
SnoConeGlobe
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“And what may seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.”
~Lemony Snicket
scratcher7_13
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Grunkle Stan: “Summerween isn't about the candy. It's about spending time with family and celebrating what matters most: pure evil!”
*silence*
Soos: “I ate a man alive tonight.”

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helloyowuzzup
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A few hilarious X-Files quotes…
“You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia.”
"Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted.
Scully: Agent Mulder? I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, who did you to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you.
Mulder: Oh, really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.“
”Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I
DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they
float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY
from him … horizontally.
Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten?“
”Scully: Mulder…toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open."
funelephant
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you shouldn't let poets lie to you - bjork
Teanaway
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This is my smart sword! it won't hurt anyone freindly! In fact, it makes them sick (speaks total jibberish)
-Link
athelas
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helloyowuzzup wrote:

athelas wrote:

helloyowuzzup wrote:

ShootingStar12 wrote:

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
42. XD

“We apologise for the inconvenience.” ~ God's Final Message to His Creation

Remember. Don't Panic.

~The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star Spangled Banner. But in fact the message was this: “So long and thanks for all the fish.”
Hitchhiker's Guide honestly has some of the best quotes of all time. I should really finish the series :3 (I read the first 2 or 3)

Agreed. Hmm… how about…

“Buttons aren't toys.”

Has to be my all-time favourite. XD Yeah, I think I read all of them, but a few years back. You know Douglas Adams was going to write another, but then he died of a heart attack at age 49. The 14th anniversary of his death was Monday.
helloyowuzzup
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Aww, that's sad ;n;
BaconAndEggs1
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Something dumb here:
“What's your favorite flower, son? Mine's chocolate! Ha ha ha!” - Jerome “Doc” Louis, Punch-Out!!, 2009.
I have no idea. Like, at all.
happyscratch1510
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Kyle Chandler - Opportunity doesn't knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Winston Churchill - If you're going through hell, keep going
Walt Disney - If you can dream it, you can do it

Those are three of my faves, but I'd like to know more!
happyscratch1510

Last edited by happyscratch1510 (June 10, 2015 07:42:19)

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