My real name is Bob the Slob. I am a 50 year old who still takes classes in 3rd grade math. I live in a bottomless pit filled with flying giraffe snakes. Sdferft is my Boss and my grandson.

✰ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ✰