i am not a poodle.
i radiate such incredible vibes of non-poodleness that you may even be motivated to say aloud: "Wow, definitely no poodles here." have no shame, for it is true: i am not a poodle.

@not-a-poodLe is not my friend but i am not associated with the others such as @not-a-poodl3, @n0t-a-p00dle, @not-a-p0odle, and @not-a-pood1e. do not view me as a member of an army of not-a-poodle accounts- i am simply a lowly normal human.