Am I truly that sigma that I live in Chad?

Aright ladies, who's first?

w's in the schat, w's in the schat!
Ladies, with gentle hands.. ✅.
Am I your type? Uhm..
I'd do it, I'd do it.

What am I working on..?
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Hmm..
(Gotta think long and hard about this..)
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I'm currently working on my upper body and biceps!
That's not scratch related though..
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Hmm..
what should I work on?