Mweh heh heh heh! Hello humans! I am the great, magnificent, Sans-ational, Sans! I am part of the royal guard, and my nickname is Swap, cuz blue is a different au, and of course I love puns.

getting paps to like my jokes
(Also i couldn't fit this in the about me part but Ink gave me a timeline shifter which lets me become any au of myself. An example, DustTrust)