Well, I'm just that guard you're all familiar with..
And also, please don't invite me to studios and expect me to join, I most likely won't unless I want to.

There's a shadow on the wall, stay calm, stay calm. There's a figure in the hall, stay calm, stay calm. Keep my wits and stay alive, wish I had a 9 to 5. There's a stranger in us all. Stay calm.......