Two Person Account (though 2nd almost never gets on)
WeIrD
That's basically it.
2nd Person:
WOOOOO I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THIS HERE ACCOUNT, AAAAAAAAND I'm so, so, not sorry.

えと、私日本語習う
ｇｏ：　 @pinksheep2917
手がトースターに引っかかっている
Huh, my about me hasnt been updated in 5 years, and I won't update it further.