HEY THERE! I'M LEMMY KOOPA, THE GREATEST, MOST HUMBLE KOOPALING!
I'VE GOT SERIOUS SKILLS IN MAGIC TRICKS, WATCH ME MAKE THINGS DISAPPEAR!
SO, IF YOU'RE INTO MAGIC, ADVENTURE, AND FUN, HIT ME UP!

I'M WORKING ON SOMETHIN', BUT I AIN'T GONNA SPOIL THE SURPRISE! IT'S GONNA BE EPIC, THAT'S FOR SURE! STAY TUNED AND WATCH OUT FOR SOME MIND-BLOWING MAGIC TRICKS COMIN' YOUR WAY! oops caps