HEIGHT: about 2 inches
AGE: I'll be 127,385 tomorrow
NAME: Professor McGillicuddy
WHAT I LIKE: cookies, Lego, homicidal fish
WHAT I REALLY HATE: drying off with a cold wet towel, people who hate me

PET: I have a pet shark. His name is Ramses
FAMILY: I was raised by ocelots.
TRANSPORTATION: I have a Segway
FUTURE DOWNFALL: It was once foretold that I would one day be at the mercy of evil crows.