I'm a guy. I like penguins. I will eat your soul.
OH WAIT, you don't have one!

Q. What's green and white and red all around?
A. A frog in a blender!

I am currently working on a game called Sleemo,
where you play as a slime named, of course, Sleemo. DUH I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
I might release a beta soon.