Why can't I change my username.
Why.
WHYYYYY

(Call me Cherry)

But I like to write, read, play soccer, kill people (you saw nothing) and be a typical Slytherin/Tauries!

See that blue button? That's a tracking device. Spies are currently watching you as we speak. Blue is follow, grey is don't. If you shut it off, all cameras will be destroyed and you will live (maybe)