"Hello! You're a new employee for Pentle's Custard Corner! Be sure to have a fun and safe time with us. You better keep an eye on those animatronics... for safety concerns."
Two nights of this.. Eugh.

"Safety videos for our employees! Be sure to watch each closely, or else you won't survi- I mean, last for our job! We'll put you to the test."
This job'll be my death bed, won't it?