Hello, fellow human's, my name is comrade Elmo.
I am going to rule the (Scratch) world with my army! Well, my future Elmo army. If you wish to join my army, request.

If I think you are good enough to join, I will make you pledge this:
I,(name), will join the Elmo army. Many of my projects will be Elmo. I will share everything Elmo. Long live comrade Elmo!