Hello, I am LJ, speaking in representation for my friend Wa..Oh no, I'm sorry, I meant my heavenly limbless father! Now, if you follow this studio, all of the French fries in the whole world will come your way, and your greatest crush will marry you! Also, they say if you shout out da glorious "Wario Da Potato Head", all of your dreams will come true in the most perfectly executed way you could imagine, plus many more of your greatest desires will be coming your way! Now, remember, pray to your heavenly limbless father every day, as the potato is watching us all, in fact, follow me in the pledge of alliegence to the heavenly limbless father, all his causes, and everything he stands for: "I pledge my full alliegence to my limbless heavenly father, and will respect and understand everything he says, I will agree with every word he says, and anybody who even barely disagrees with my limbless heavenly father shall be getting the harshest punch possible from me. I will obey Wario, and destroy Mario, along with all supporters of Mario. Limbs don't matter." #LIMBSDONTMATTER