I am not toasty at all I tell you. I came from a store and was made in a factory where all they did was make me out of artificial hormones. I am not toast. I am a monster who chooses to mimic it. Why?

I am just mocking a hero loved by all because I cannot help the peoples' tongues myself. The people suffer now because of me. Yet it is not entirely my fault. It's the manufacturers. They tell me to.