I follow commenters of shower thoughts.

If James Bond's the most famous spy, doesn't that also make him the worst spy?

Someone's mum probably used you as a bad example for her kids.

If humans could fly, we'd probably consider it exercise and never do it.

Most people aren't scared of being alone in the dark, they're scared of not being alone in the dark.

Do you think Spider-Man has the auto-rotate feature turned off on his phone?