I am a role-player all the time I ship patton and deceit
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Deceit: you having trouble with that yogurt?

Virgil: This lid is a ….

Patton: So why do you tie your shoes like that anyways?

Virgil: I’m lazy and can just slip my shoes on

Virgil internally: I actually never learned the proper way because I don’t understand it.