Potatoes are the best vegetable. If you think otherwise, I will totally not unalive you in your sleep. Do not dare to tarnish the good name of the potato. :)

corn cob and garlic = ugly monkeys
(search up https://st2.depositphotos.com/1299604/6868/i/450/depositphotos_68685839-stock-photo-baby-langur.jpg to see)