Rule 1: don't close comments
Rule 2: don't ask for a drink
Rule 3: never ask for @orangejuice
Rule 4: don't give someone else a drink
Rule 5: If the account is unactive, do not take the drink for them

Rule 6: No rude comments
Rule 7: Never ask for sugar
Rule 8: @Sprunkifun21 is not allowed to comment
Rule 9: Glory to @drink
Rule 10: No breathing. Drinking is superior.