"Oh, hi!"

"Who am I? I am Google, the nice Google, Though some call me names because of my intellect."

"I am new, but I assure you I am trustworthy!"

"A what? Crush? Oh..*blushes* I don't have one"

"This place is amazing....so much coding...."

"Its like a online heaven!"

"I must see more!"

"Wow, you are reading what I am saying *blushing* Thank you for..reading?"