Hey fellow humans!! I am THE MIGHTY VARIAN!!!
I love my ham sandwiches
"I'll go pack the ham sandwiches!"
IT'S ALCHEMY NOT MAGIC!!!
"I'm not sure if I should be fascinated or terrified..."

stuff and things


I'm a bad speller...
proof: @Varian_HamSadwiches


(offline rn) (lol, I never update this)



















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