I'm Dan
I live in a van,
In Mexico,
My interest is toes,
I like to go to Mexico,
My favourite age is kid,
I give candy and toast,
My email is DanInAVan24/7

Kidnapping people-
Eating toes-
Going to the Bahamas-
Getting a job to get more candy-
Stealing a new van-
Collecting snakes-
Poisoning people-
Spamming-
And the food spam-