'Ello there...
Oh right. I have to explain. *sighs*
NOT NEW. Don't get the wrong idea.
My insecurities are so large that I must spread them across the world.

Powering the magic in my words...
If you think you're like me, you're wrong.
Oops! I take that back! Apparently common ground builds familiarity.

Let's be friends!

If you can deal with me, that is.