They call me Abstract the Wise's Ma, and I'm the mother to the wisest thing there ever was. The humblest thing, too.

I'm a 46-year-old Latter Day Saint and avid Bluey enthusiast.

Raising that man child of a son. That, or watching Bluey with my favorite child. I like to keep things varied between the two.


I might be the guy I'm following's mom. Don't tell the feds.