credit to @HazHax for pfp.

ɪ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴇꜱᴜꜱ, "ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ?" ʜᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ "ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ," ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴇᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴍꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠe ᴊᴇꜱᴜꜱ

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