Hi! Do you want to know what's going on? Say no more! Just read a newspaper/magazine/article!

The only paper with a set date is What's Scratchin'? which will come out once a week
(issues labeled?

Topics:
~What's Scratchin'?
~Overall Scratch
~Coolest Projects
~For the People-By the People
~Art Display
~Polls
~Interviews
~Animation
~Sponsored
~Writing Display

My assistant:
@ScratchNews_Helper