Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife,
I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)