I am Pure Chaos...
In the midst of all the Destruction I have caused, I have a list of things to keep in the New Universe...
Fortunately for you, that includes this website...

I've failed. I'm... a weakling... no! I'm better than those foolish hedgehogs...

I̶f̴ ̴o̵n̶l̶y̴ ̷I̶ ̷c̴o̵u̶l̷d̵'̴v̶e̷ ̷t̷a̶k̸e̸n̷ ̵o̴n̶e̵ ̸d̸o̷w̴n̷ ̷w̴i̸t̸h̸ ̶m̶e̸.̶.̷.̵