Hem hem! Hello, children. I am Professor Umbridge. I am the Scratch/Hogwarts Inquisitor, DADA teacher, Petals District Supervisor and Patroller of Griffpatch's Poor Profile. The "Dark Lord" is a lie.

Join the Inquisitorial Squad! “Disobedience = detention"
- Please state your Hogwarts House.
- Fun = undemure
- No weird symbols/Kpop
- Demure projects only
- No slang/shortcuts
- No emojis/emoticons