I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folk without temptation
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night, people

spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
*muffled obscenities*
So, come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine!