I am Mudolph. I am trying to get on this "Scratch" thing that Randolph HAD to get on.

Hint: PM FVB OHCL KLJVKLK AOPZ DLSS KVUL OLYL PZ FVBY ULEA JSBL: oaawz://zjyhajo.tpa.lkb/zabkpvz/25836782/

Changing my status to "Chair"
Learning "piano" which my host insisted on doing.
Getting this stupid "emoji" to work ^‿^
Never mind, mortals.