Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry's bait shop.. you know the place. well

anyway life was going swell and everything was juuuuust PEACHY! except for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut https://tinyurl.cm/3cyy82xb