Hello, darlings! I am the glamorous Mettaton! You darlings can be my stars, too! All you have to do is ask! And I'm male today~

Anyway, I am opening a new Undertale musical.

I can't believe I let this joke go on for so long, darlings~
The truth is, Blooky is my cousin, though I still am not dating Papyrus.
I did find a wonderful robot though... She's not my girlfriend.