New Scratcher Joined 3 years, 5 months ago United States
Yes it's Coach Hedge here, but you can call me Coach Hedge. You better stay in line otherwise I will have my baseball bat at hand and—THE COW GOES MOO—VALDEZ!! If you're one of my cupcakes say it...
What I'm working on
...below so I can keep track of you!*Waves bat*. Piper says that watching Chuck Norris isn't educational, but honestly, what is hostile monsters invade Camp Half-Blood? I gotta keep you cupcakes safe!