HEY GUYS!
King of Hawkins High in the area!
I'm just a hottie hottie like a bag of Takis~
I'm a pretty damn good babysitter
Dustin is my best buddie, if he dies, I die <3
14 lil nuggets!! ^^

Working
Rizzing up fine ladies (like Nancy Wheeler!)
FAN ACC

"AHOY LADIES! Would you like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me? I'll be your captain!"

"Yeah, it's me, don't cream your pants."