Why? I can't even cause damage to a human my fangs are so small they have a 50% chance of piercing, my venom is as potent as a mosquito's saliva, and you have to torture me to get a bite! Oh, hi!

Set the scene: Sun Jumping Spider (ME) wandering in meadow, when it gets spotted.
Boing Boing *Breathe**Sigh*
Whilst in the background: Humans screaming and creating general havoc FOR NO REASON. WHY?