You can call me a bad gem. A turd.
But that fusion clod Garnet didn't know what she was messing with.
The Malachite in me is awake, and she's getting stronger every second.

I used to find it all just nonsense. But now I'm coding among thousands of others in that Steven kid's 'fandom'. And it feels good.
Actually, Lapis is doing most of the technical stuff...