FROG LOVER OVER HEERE
HI! I'M DAT BOI!! CALL ME DAN!!

I don't need no car; I've got a unicycle!

I have a pet frog named Jeremy.

Crush? Naaaw. Not that kind of guy!

IMMA RIDE AROUND ON A WALL ON MY UNICYCLE NOW

I LOVE PINEAPPLE

(AnaniAnime gets cred fo picture)