Hi my name is Ham Benedict, but in real I go by William. I live at the Fazbear hotel five blocks down from Fazbear play and recycle where I do the night shift.

My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, I, uh, y'know, I - I - I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren't for me it would've just been from someone else, y'know?