HaHAAAAAAA It's your favorite big mac muncher and potassium chloride chugger!

Want to merge genes with me? Hop into my windowless white van!

I also listen to sabaton like a cultured man.

Weird things I've eaten:
Soap - Bad (too bitter)
Sponge - Meh (tasteless)
Paper - Meh-Amazing (diff. tastes)
Paper towels - Meh (bad paper)
Wood - Okay
Sawdust almost killed me, should've known better