@god_gaster 's real alt
currently working on: - disbelief (phase 1 at least) - joking aside sans (will update often(?))

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other fa