Hello I'm a grandmother of so many children and if you don't want to be my grandchild you will get a whooping. Supper is at 3:00pm, and lunch at 2. DO NOT BE LATE. Do you like my profile photograph?

I baked you a fresh batch of cookies! You can have them whenever you want. Don't bother me, the cookies are on the counter. I will be sitting on my recliner watching home makeover shows.