FBI, OPEN UP!
WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT YOU, DON'T WORRY.
I WORK FOR THE SCRATCH FBI.
I WILL COMMENT POLITELY IF YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING AGAINST THE GUIDELINES.

I WON'T REPORT.
I WILL HELP YOU SEE YOUR MISTAKE SO YOU CAN CORRECT IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT.
I'M HERE TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING BANNED.
LET'S KEEP SCRATCH SAFE!!!!