I'm THE Eric Cartman. I live in a hotdog and my idiotic friends are Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Butters.
I live in South Park.

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked,