A professional human
With a PhD in being a crackhead (M.I.T)
And a bachelors in being a dim-bass (Harvard)
I'm kinda friendly
Message me if ya lonely, I'll talk
Instagram: @IDK._What_To_Puthere

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a skyscraper about to jump; copy/paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there, recording this miracle on your phone.
imao