My name is Durpy
Please don't laugh at my name.
My dad is a memory chip.
My mom is a small piece of the heel of a Nike Air Jordan shoe that wore off and is now under the 91-freeway bridge.
I got a PC

I do whatever I feel like.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
I'm a lone woof.
I eat cheeseburgers.
I'm a single.
Don't have a dating app.
Don't track me down I'm scared.
Jk.
Who's scared when you are handsome like me???